Time whizzes by, it’a almost May! The month of Spring flowers (April showers bring May flowers) , the misses birthday, fishing and camping season and the end of school and beginning of summer. Hard to believe it. Uncle T will start his Christmas shopping soon!
We loaded up the boys and Ben the neighbor kid and headed out to Morrison for breakfast yesterday am about 9:30am. After a drive through Red Rocks Amphitheater on the way home, we made it here around 11:30 and the kids were off to play. In the afternoon we made a quick trip to Costco for dishwasher soap and aluminum foil. After finding a few other “must haves” we were out the door with $400 worth of stuff. It doesn’t take much to spend a few hundred dollars at Costco.
Uncle T gave me a heads up yesterday about a celebrity football draft that is below. I’m only posting the Chicago portion where our President is the guest “picker” for the team, since he’s from Chicago. I think it’s quite telling as it falls right in line with his philosophy. Check it out.
 Chicago Bears: Many Players (Listed Below)Â
(By Barack Obama, U.S. President)
Usually in the NFL Draft, a team can only take one player per pick. This is how it’s always been. But I’ve proposed an 800-page bill that will change that. Since no one will read an 800-page bill, I suspect it’ll pass in Congress.
Here’s the breakdown: I believe the successful teams in the NFL like the Packers, Patriots and Giants need to be penalized. They are just winning too much, and they’re not giving others a chance. The Packers, Patriots, Giants and other teams of that ilk will hand over picks to a governing panel that I will oversee. We will then redistribute picks accordingly. For instance, we’ll take the 12 picks from the playoff squads and hand one to the Rams, one to the Colts and one to the Vikings. The other nine picks will be given to the Bears.
If you recognize this model, it’s the same as our tax system. We justly penalize people who are working hard, and we make the brainwashed public think that the tax dollars are going to the poor, when in reality, they are going to the government’s special interests. This is a great system, so it will work in the NFL. The Bears are my special interest, so just look at what they will be doing with all of the tax doll- I mean picks:
– Kendall Wright, WR
– Cordy Glenn, G/OT
– Whitney Mercilus, DE
– Jonathan Martin, OT
– Stephen Hill, WR
– Nick Perry, DE
– Dre Kirkpatrick, CB
– Devon Still, DT
– Coby Fleener, TE
– Stephon Gilmore, CB
With my new, great system, the Bears can add 10 outstanding prospects to the roster with their nine extra picks. It’s a good thing no one reads 800-page bills. Oh, and don’t tell anyone, but it was hard to fill space in this 800-page bill because I only really needed three pages, so I packed most of it with advertisements.
Funny how there’s truth in humor. I really like the part about “it’s an 800 page bill so no one will read it”. Pretty spot on.
Have a great day and a great week. Hopefully we’ll be getting the misses some relief tomorrow. if they do not approve the procedure, I’m at the point where i think we’ll be getting a lawyer. I hate to do that as it’ll shut everything down for a bit but I’m not going to stand for endless stonewalling of doctor prescribed treatments. We’ll keep you posted.